You Know You're Asian if...
You live in Asia.
You look at your friend and see that he has the same haircut as you.
You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
Your non-Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, so they can curse to other Asians.
Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or fish sauce.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.
Your parents owns a store or restaurant.
You've visited this site.
Your mom has a short hair with a curly perm.
Your dad is some kind of engineer.
You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
You shop 99 Ranch Market.
You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs. (admin's favorite)
You dress like all your Asian friends.
You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you don't.
You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.
You have tile in at least 2 rooms in your house.
Your family owns only Asian cars (Toyota or Honda).
You have woven mats in your house.
Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.
Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.
You see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.
Nothing matches in your house.
You have a box of noodles in your house.
You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.
You own some kind of video game machine.
You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.
All your little girl relatives have the same hair style.
You were taller than your parents once you reached puberty.
You tell your parents your about a crisis and they always have a story to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.
You have a pair of sandals.
Your parents or grandparents own a garden.
Your mom wears really red lipstick.
You only have Asian doctors/dentist.
You either know how to speak your language or don't.
You make fun of your parents when they speak English.
Your parents like to gamble.