Weeds first post

he yalls this is my first post on the blog, so i'll just put in a few asian jokes...on evans behalf of course...

A Party cadre was giving a long speech as usual in a meeting. Xiao Li suddenly rose and left the room, and this cadre was very upset by it. Xiao Li’s best friend, Wang, hurried to explain to this Party cadre, “It is not that Xiao Li didn’t want to listen to your speech; he just has this habit of sleepwalking at meetings.”

While Clinton, Putin, and Deng Xiaoping were engaging a conversation while strolling in a garden, a dog kept following them, and this annoyed these three politicians. Clinton attempted to keep the dog away by offering $2 million, but the dog ignored the offer and kept following them. Putin became angry and threatened to shoot the dog if the dog kept following them, but the dog was not scared at all and kept following them. Finally, Deng walked over and whispered a few words to the dog. Then the dog took off immediately and disappeared in no time. Both Clinton and Putin were amazed by Deng's skill, and asked what he said to the dog. Deng replied, "I just told the dog that we are walking down a socialist path. That was it!"

ok im finally done, have a nice day...or sleep or night or whatever

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