More asian jokes.

Q: How do you know that an asian person robbed you?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is updated, and someone can't get out of the driveway.

-There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut...

And for c.r.c. again:

"Driving styles..............

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window----Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn----Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, footsolidly on accelerator----Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet onbrake, quivering in terror----New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back seat----Italy

One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female pedestrians, conversation with someone in next car---- Welcome to India"