Weeds first post

he yalls this is my first post on the blog, so i'll just put in a few asian jokes...on evans behalf of course...

A Party cadre was giving a long speech as usual in a meeting. Xiao Li suddenly rose and left the room, and this cadre was very upset by it. Xiao Li’s best friend, Wang, hurried to explain to this Party cadre, “It is not that Xiao Li didn’t want to listen to your speech; he just has this habit of sleepwalking at meetings.”

While Clinton, Putin, and Deng Xiaoping were engaging a conversation while strolling in a garden, a dog kept following them, and this annoyed these three politicians. Clinton attempted to keep the dog away by offering $2 million, but the dog ignored the offer and kept following them. Putin became angry and threatened to shoot the dog if the dog kept following them, but the dog was not scared at all and kept following them. Finally, Deng walked over and whispered a few words to the dog. Then the dog took off immediately and disappeared in no time. Both Clinton and Putin were amazed by Deng's skill, and asked what he said to the dog. Deng replied, "I just told the dog that we are walking down a socialist path. That was it!"

ok im finally done, have a nice day...or sleep or night or whatever

weeds

Bootleg Campaign paper...

I found a bootleg copy of a Daniel Ong for Dictator 2008 wallpaper.

Definitely not Daniel Ong.

Here's the official Dan Ong for Dictator 2008 blog:

danong2008.blogspot.com

~75yroldasianman

Asian people are everywhere!!!

See, Asian people are everywhere!

Look at what I found....

This is such a happy picture.

-75yroldasianman

Not really an asian joke, but it has an asian in it....

"There's three guys on a bridge; an American, Mexican, Asian.
They decide to throw something they have too much of in their country, off the bridge.

First the Asian throws over a large bag of rice.

Then the Mexican throws over a large bag of beans.

Then the American throws over the Mexican."

Abercrombie and Fitch

Next time you shop at A & F, remember to buy any asian T shirts that you see. They may not be there next time. =O

http://www.petitiononline.com/BCAF/petition.html

~75yroldasianman

Asian cartoon

An asian cartoon. If you're not asian you might not get it.

~75yroldasianman

More asian jokes.

Q: How do you know that an asian person robbed you?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is updated, and someone can't get out of the driveway.

-There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut...

And for c.r.c. again:

"Driving styles..............

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window----Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn----Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, footsolidly on accelerator----Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet onbrake, quivering in terror----New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back seat----Italy

One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female pedestrians, conversation with someone in next car---- Welcome to India"

Asian videos.

Instead of actually posting something today, the admin decides he wants to be lazy and he posts a link instead.

http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga

Admin says, "Nigahiga videos will change your life forever!!!!!!"

A picture is worth a thousand words.

The admin is lazy today, so he will post just one picture.










~75yroldasianman

Spoiled kids with rich people cell phones. This is sad.

I bet you're thinking that this post doesn't have to do with Asian and I shouldn't post it.
Well, it does.
Remember, all electronics come from asia, including cell phones.

So, guess what.
You remember when you were at Mcdonalds the other day and you saw some spoiled 3 year old texting on their cell phone?
Or when you saw a group of 9 year old kids at the mall the other day and they were all chatting on their $5000 cell phones?

Take a quick look at this article.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/08/11/cellphones.kids/index.html

Kids these days...what do they teach them in school?

~75yroldasianman

PS: Personally, I think that schools should use Asian-style discipline and punishments.
Like "The Daniel Ong Kung Fu Karate Kick Happy Thousand Crane Flying Punch Move."

Advantages of being asian

Advantages of being asian:

-You can get away with "no speak english."

-People don't mess with you because they assume you know kung fu, which you don't. (w00t daniel ong)

-People ask you their name in chinese, and you can make up a stupid nickname for them.

-You don't need to buy sunglasses. (hint: slits for eyes...)

-You get free discounts at restaurants because your parents pass you off as a 10 year old.

-Another bonus at restaurants: you can pass yourself off as the "manager's kid" because all asians look the same.

-And for the same reason: you get to act in "Forbidden Kingdom" because you look like Jackie Chan.

And the offical list:

"You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid people.
Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
No one expects you to drive well.
People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
You can be from Ohio and still be considered "exotic"
If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don't speak.
During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track. "

Yeah...so that's why you need to be asian.

And one last pic ------------------------------>

~75yroldasianman

PS: And about the "all asians looking the same..."

Apparently someone thought that I was related to Chris Ong. Hmm....

An asian vid to give you happy dreams.

Check out this vid. It has some sweet asian music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW58S1FNFts

~75yroldasianman

More asian stuff.

Hello readers. Just a couple pics today.

This is an asian car to the right.

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Notice that it's just a regular car with a shell.

> To the right: Either this was photoshopped or the photographer had great timing....

~75yroldasianman

One last pic before I hit the sack...

Here a nice, happy picture to give you nice, happy dreams:



~75yroldasianman

Another daily dose of Asian.

I'm kind of tired today, so I won't add much more.
Just 2 more photos and an asian joke.











Teacher: "Johnny, put the word INFATUATION in a sentence".

Johnny: "A Japanese tourist walks into Pauline Hanson's fish and chip shop, and asks her `How do you cook your chips?', so Pauline tells him, `In fat, you Asian'".

Yeah, it's not as good as some other ones, but I'm lazy today.

~75yroldasianman

More Asian photos:

I'm feeling quite productive today, so I'll post three more pics for you all.



That ^^ was made by a non-asian, of course.
I like this next picture, though:


Notice the friendly "Caution: Wet Floor" sign...
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And this next picture is for c.r.c.:



~75yroldasianman

Asian people...and the things they make.

Seriously...what true asian person makes BBQ sushi? Bet this was made by a white person.

And this too:





2 words: Not Asian.


~75yroldAsianman

Score 1600 on the SAT.

Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.

Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.

Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.

Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to pay for it.

Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.

Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.

Aspire to be a brain surgeon.

Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)

Love to hear stories about your parents’ childhood…especially the one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.

You Know You're Asian if...
You live in Asia.
You look at your friend and see that he has the same haircut as you.
You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
Your non-Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, so they can curse to other Asians.
Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or fish sauce.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.
Your parents owns a store or restaurant.
You've visited this site.
Your mom has a short hair with a curly perm.
Your dad is some kind of engineer.
You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
You shop 99 Ranch Market.
You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs. (admin's favorite)
You dress like all your Asian friends.
You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you don't.
You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.
You have tile in at least 2 rooms in your house.
Your family owns only Asian cars (Toyota or Honda).
You have woven mats in your house.
Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.
Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.
You see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.
Nothing matches in your house.
You have a box of noodles in your house.
You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.
You own some kind of video game machine.
You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.
All your little girl relatives have the same hair style.
You were taller than your parents once you reached puberty.
You tell your parents your about a crisis and they always have a story to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.
You have a pair of sandals.
Your parents or grandparents own a garden.
Your mom wears really red lipstick.
You only have Asian doctors/dentist.
You either know how to speak your language or don't.
You make fun of your parents when they speak English.
Your parents like to gamble.

I found Asian Stuff!

Hey people.

I found some great Asian stuff today. If you are not Asian you might not appreciate them, but I'll post them anyway.

Q: How do you blindfold an Asian person?

A: With dental floss.

Quote: "There are five kinds of people in the world:

People who are funny,

People who are not funny,

People who don't know that they're funny,

People who think they're funny,

And then there are racist asians."

~Me

What's up with this photo? I knew that asian people like to save money, but still........

That's all for now. If I find any more pics or quotes or anything else I'll post it.

~75yroldasianman

PS: And by the way, I'll probably be posting about one or two asian photos a day. Don't expect too much.

Only Asian people could do these...

I happened to find a couple of Asian pictures while surfing the web the other day. This one to the left is a bamboo bicycle....and this one to the right is a cell phone, I think...obviously Japanese.

Well, more to come. Kind of busy right now though.

~75yroldasianman

Introduction: Why am I so concerned about "Asian?

A: Because I am 29% percent Asian. Or at least I think I am. Notice in my profile that my country is set to "Nigeria."

Basically, this is a blog for random asian stuff. If I happen to find Asian pics, articles, videos, links, etc. I'll post it.
Not that I'm trying to be racist or anything - I just happen to find interest in Asians.

Finally, if you are offended by my blog, click here. There are lots of things to make you feel better.

~75yroldasianman

PS: This is not a blog to teach you how to be a nerd. If you want to be a nerd, click here. Or here. Or even here.