Advantages of being asian

Advantages of being asian:

-You can get away with "no speak english."

-People don't mess with you because they assume you know kung fu, which you don't. (w00t daniel ong)

-People ask you their name in chinese, and you can make up a stupid nickname for them.

-You don't need to buy sunglasses. (hint: slits for eyes...)

-You get free discounts at restaurants because your parents pass you off as a 10 year old.

-Another bonus at restaurants: you can pass yourself off as the "manager's kid" because all asians look the same.

-And for the same reason: you get to act in "Forbidden Kingdom" because you look like Jackie Chan.

And the offical list:

"You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid people.
Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
No one expects you to drive well.
People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
You can be from Ohio and still be considered "exotic"
If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don't speak.
During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track. "

Yeah...so that's why you need to be asian.

And one last pic ------------------------------>

~75yroldasianman

PS: And about the "all asians looking the same..."

Apparently someone thought that I was related to Chris Ong. Hmm....