He's In!

Well it looks like the voters have spoke! Let's take a look:

"Should Daniel Ong be granted author privileges?
Yes - 1
No -3
I hate daniel....and I hate asians!!! - 3"

Wow! With a startling 1 vote, Daniel, the Supreme Elected Dictator, has been accepted!

This addition to the administration is calling for reform/Sickness!(c)
Here are some of the upcoming changes:
- A hotter pink layout Will do.
- Less comments What comments?
- More beer jokes Asians do not drink beer. They drink Vodka.
- Less funny humor Do you not like to laugh or something?
- More reader interaction This is read-only blog...what do you mean?
- More dog BBQs Agreed!
- Extra dashes... Sure, why not?
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- More jokes about the admins (Am I pushing it?) No answer
- No retardedmango Agreed, except for that one vid.
- No more mass production of elbow grease Do you seriously think that I put effort into the blog?
- No more Japanese Agreed. Japan is now part of Africa.
No more dashes Sure, why not?
No more dictator jokes Ok. Daniel Ong is no longer a dictator, then...
No more five year old fashion. We need to push it back a few more years Agreed
More chow mein Chow mein comes from Africa, you american!
Worse spelling Egread
More white guy influence Of course not, Asians are going to take over the world!!!
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Less white guy influence What I said.
More monk stuff No, monks are from Europe....
Ok, I like the dashes Sure, why not?
- Dashes are back Sure, why not?
- More Asians wasting their time Agreed
- More you wasting your time reading wasted azn time Agreed
- More ideas, please... All ideas on this blog are completely inoriginal.
- Oh, no more American posters That poster came from Russia, for your info...
- No more making fun of Asians No answer
- Just kidding Agreed
- More hacking No, Daniel Ong can do that for us.
- More cookies Agreed
- More Kung Pow Chicken
- Extensive driving lessons for all the admins Why not?
- Thats enough for now
- And remember: This is all in good humor! Agreed...

Lets hear a big round of [gunfire] for our [new] dictator!

::Crickets::

Um... Go buy some guns.