how to cook eggs in china

Of chairs and of chongs

REALLY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL
russia is asian, right?

wow
75yearoldasznguy just posted something i was going to post...
anyway, enjoy!
weed(s)

Ronald says hi.

"Admin Says"

So...haven't visited in a while. Seems like Weeds is taking good care of the blog. =D

Anyway, I'm back. Wanted to let you know that. In fact, I would be posting more AZN stuff but unfortunately the 'Net is running out of funny AZN material, despite the fact that there are 6 billion asians and only 3 million Americans.

I'll be around, but it'll be mostly David H. (Weeds) who will be maintaining this blog. Not that I don't like the blog or anything - no, I've just been way to busy with certain things.
Hope you like it! If you have any AZN pics you want me to post please send them to David or me and we will consider.

Also, the most important
~ATTENTION~
The following notice has been brought to you by a highly dedicated group of Computer Geeks. They in fact have supported this blog for over 22 years and are loyal to the promotion of AZN products, funnies, and people. Without their support this blog and your laughs would not be possible. We strongly suggest that you support them in gratitude from the many hours/days of fun you have extracted from this site."

'Nuff said.

~Admin

funny asian signs

enjoy the pics!












~weed(s)
happy new year!

**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT***

The admin has recently put forth a new policy about this blog for several reasons:

1. The Great Daniel says so.
2. Thomas Edison says so.
3. Uncle Sam says so.

Admin has decided that he has little time to update blog and thus he will keep this Asian blog in underground cryogenic storage until next summer.
If you have any questions email him at bill_gates@microsoft.com.

Thank you for your willing cooperation.

Admin

funny video

i wonder if he actually expected her to go to mcdounahlds with him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk0n9tf3ioc&feature=related

i love the part at the end :D
BABY!!!!
COMPLETLY RANDOM!
...i wonder if he actually expected her to go to mcdounahlds with him?

and another video with a man singing in some asian language (chinese or japanese i have no idea...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--kaN83YtzM&NR=1

enjoy!
weed(s)

Samuel Albert sayings.

The admin is going to post wise chinese sayings about how Samuel Albert is like a fortune cookie.
Don't worry, the list will be coming sometime in the next 600 years. (you know how azns are always late!)

**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**

Due to complaints from a total of 1 person(s), the admin has put forth yet another policy.
From now on there will be no more Daniel Ong jokes.

Because of this the admin has found a suitable replacement: Asian Redneck Jokes! (if you aren't asian redneck, then....oh well)

Q: What is an Asian Redneck?
A: Think of a mango flavored jellybean. An Asian Redneck is red on the outside, they're yellow on the inside, and they're slightly thick.

Just kidding. Of course we will continue to make Daniel Ong jokes. Isn't that right, Daniel?

This post is to let you know where all of this asian is coming from.

Here.

No, seriously.

A link to the rest of the overload pics.

http://funny-photo-pictures.blogspot.com/2008/02/funniest-overload-in-some-asian.html

I will be posting more asian overload pics. Once a day.

I hope people don't really do this.

Bootleg Daniel Youth Wallpapers.

Learn Chinese in three minutes

English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?
English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?

note: i doubt that all of these are legit. like hu flung dung and yu stin ki pu
but since i didnt make this up, i must cite it: it came from imnotgoingtositeyoursite.com
and here are some more jokes:
actually no i lied, heres the full version of "how you know your asian"
well, the first part anyway :D

• You live in Asia.
• You look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you.
• You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
• People start yelling Ni Ho Ma?
• People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
• At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
• Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
• Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
• 
  
• Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.
• Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine.
• You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.
• You mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.
• Your parents owns a store like a restaurant.
• You've visited this site.
• Your mom has a short haired, curly perm.
• Your dad is some kind of engineer.
• You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
• you're still wondering what was on that blank bullet that i deleted
  
• you noticed my bad grammar in the last 2 sentences

so that pretty much tops of my blog...part two of how you know your asian coming soon!!!
-WEEDS

This is an Asian wedding cake.

communist picture - taken in russia

country: russia

source location: wikipedia.org

It's the tallest asian, even taller than Yao Ming!

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What's wrong in this picture?

**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**

Due to numerous complaints from blog readers, including our newly elected Dictator Daniel Ong, admin Joe "The Fluffy Bunny" Smith has decided on a new policy: from now on, the admin will post no more than two-Actually, 1 post(s) a day. Any change in policy automatically gives you the right to leave the blog.
Let us now have a round of [gunfire] for our new [policy]!

::Crickets::

Dictator Dan: "I told you, we need guns! And lots of them!"

He's In!

Well it looks like the voters have spoke! Let's take a look:

"Should Daniel Ong be granted author privileges?
Yes - 1
No -3
I hate daniel....and I hate asians!!! - 3"

Wow! With a startling 1 vote, Daniel, the Supreme Elected Dictator, has been accepted!

This addition to the administration is calling for reform/Sickness!(c)
Here are some of the upcoming changes:
- A hotter pink layout Will do.
- Less comments What comments?
- More beer jokes Asians do not drink beer. They drink Vodka.
- Less funny humor Do you not like to laugh or something?
- More reader interaction This is read-only blog...what do you mean?
- More dog BBQs Agreed!
- Extra dashes... Sure, why not?
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- More jokes about the admins (Am I pushing it?) No answer
- No retardedmango Agreed, except for that one vid.
- No more mass production of elbow grease Do you seriously think that I put effort into the blog?
- No more Japanese Agreed. Japan is now part of Africa.
No more dashes Sure, why not?
No more dictator jokes Ok. Daniel Ong is no longer a dictator, then...
No more five year old fashion. We need to push it back a few more years Agreed
More chow mein Chow mein comes from Africa, you american!
Worse spelling Egread
More white guy influence Of course not, Asians are going to take over the world!!!
...
Less white guy influence What I said.
More monk stuff No, monks are from Europe....
Ok, I like the dashes Sure, why not?
- Dashes are back Sure, why not?
- More Asians wasting their time Agreed
- More you wasting your time reading wasted azn time Agreed
- More ideas, please... All ideas on this blog are completely inoriginal.
- Oh, no more American posters That poster came from Russia, for your info...
- No more making fun of Asians No answer
- Just kidding Agreed
- More hacking No, Daniel Ong can do that for us.
- More cookies Agreed
- More Kung Pow Chicken
- Extensive driving lessons for all the admins Why not?
- Thats enough for now
- And remember: This is all in good humor! Agreed...

Lets hear a big round of [gunfire] for our [new] dictator!

::Crickets::

Um... Go buy some guns.